The Butter Stick

The Butter Stick, sometimes referred to as the BS, is the grandest fake news site on planet earth.  With trickery, wit, and wisdom, authors from around the world strive to bring you the most interesting, deceitful, dead-pan, and slap-stick news stories to your very eyes.

 Conservative political satire: can it be done?  Yes.  It is, after all, your duty as a citizen of the world to read and absorb all information, slanderous or not, digest it, and pass it on to a third-party, thus enhancing the meaning and spreading the knowledge of these self-evident truths.  Only then, through a game of telephone and rumors, can we, as a people of the world, advance mentally and morally.  Besides, liberals are just communist tree-huggers who want to take away our guns in war and murder our unborn.

 You can’t handle the truth!  One bite of the Butter Stick for your daily intake of necessary trans fats will get your heart pounding.