The Butter Stick

During the latest governmental scandal, in which Eliot Spitzer was charged two to six years in federal prison for his $80,000 worth of prostitution “hiring” practices over the course of a decade, two individuals were forced to resign from their executive posts in New York state. One was Spitzer, resigned as Governor of NY. The other was Kirsten Alpert, prominent call-girl of the early 1990’s resigned as President of the New York Hustle Palace.

Spitzer’s connections to Ashley Alexandra Dupré, the $1,000 call-girl contacted by the Governor on March 10, 2008 was discovered through wiretapped conversations, which authorities have used over the course of two weeks to tie Spitzer to either Al-Qaeda or the Mexican Mafia. Spitzer primary connections to the Mexican Mafia, or Le eMe, were first suspected with his attempted issuing of drivers’ licences for illegal immigrants in November 2007. Following arrest on prostitution charges, a federal offense, Spitzer announced his resignation at a short press conference two days later.

Kristen Alpert has been an acquaintance of Eliot Spitzer since 1999, when she believes she met Spitzer on a “personal call.” Since that time, Alpert succeeded Winona J. Brown as President of the New York Hustle Palace, a prominent “whorehouse” with locations in southern New York state, the capital region in Albany, and to the west in Buffalo.

“I’m stepping down as President of the NYHP tonight,” stated Alpert last afternoon before a panel of the Hustle Panel executive board and adoring customers alike. “The scandal concerning Governor Spitzer as of late has demonstrated a demise in respectability and customer confidentiality that someone must take responsibility for. Our customers are not at fault when we fail in our line of work.”

The main reason addressed by Alpert in front of the panel was one of guilt toward the destruction of Spitzer’s public reputation and family marital meltdown. Had Dupré, who asked Alpert not to take the blame for her own mistakes, been more cautious in her dealings with such a high level public figure wire tappings would not have revealed the privately concealed affairs Spitzer had been involved in with call girls. Dupré has also taken a two-month leave without pay from the Hustle Palace, as determined by the administrative board, for putting an end to the business dealings between the NYHP and its highest paying costumer of eleven years.