The Butter Stick

2008 Republican hopeful and representative of the Fourteenth Congressional District of Texas, Ron Paul, is the media’s most popular and publicized candidate since Howard Dean’s speech meltdown four years ago. A professional in the field of fund raising, and currently the holder of more than $53 million in campaign funds, Paul is releasing the latest in “get rich quick” schemes with his book, “Run for the Money: Wealth Through Politics.”

Ron Paul’s campaign committee is undoubtably one of the most effective fund-raising and awareness spreading committees since Ronald Reagan’s. Last Sunday alone, Paul’s fund-raising brought in an estimated $10 million – double the total net worth of Democratic hopefuls Obama, Clinton, and Edwards. Through libertarian and social conservative Ron Paul, the nation’s GDP actually raised 1.5 points.

Bill O’Reilly, the first to comment on Paul’s campaign efficiency and money raising tactics swore, “It’s incredible – do you see the wonders of capitalism?”

When Ron Paul last appeared on the O’Reilly Factor, FOX New’s most popular political show, the discussion touched on the Republican candidate’s exponentially rising support and incoming funds.

“I couldn’t have done it without the American people,” said Paul. “With their money, I can rise to the deserved level of respect and show the nation how the lack of a campaign spending cap can benefit us all. Pay me now, and I’ll cut your taxes so you won’t have to pay up later.”

The author of “Run for the Money: Wealth Through Politics,” Paul can now reach out to readers and give them back a cent of their contribution to his success. The book is a sure-fire “get rich quick” guide through American politics. In an overview, the greed and corruption explained in the book further extends the political battleground to include the average Americans as well, such as the upper class and the upper-middle class who actively support Paul’s bid in 2008.

Chapter three explains, “As the empowering members of a democratic society, we have a responsibility to run for office with no less than full support in representing the top 6% of income earners in America.” Another motivational paragraph in chapter five reasons that “one cannot be ashamed of money; of driving a GM minivan while two thirds of the world lives off of less than two dollars a day. Is it our fault that Mexico is poor? No!”

The inspirational read is set to hit the free market this coming Friday after an endless tale of positive reviews. All money raised will go toward the Ron Paul 2008 campaign (in fact, one of the book’s chapters describes how selling your own “get rich quick” guide can get you rich . . . quick!).