The Butter Stick

Since 1968, when Texas first introduced this efficient method of execution, the lethal injection has had minimal, if any opposition.  Why?  Because it works, does it not?  This year however, one will find it hard to commute to work and back without hearing about another tragic story of murderers suffering hours of excruciating pain whilst under the four step procedure of lethal injection.

Scientist at the University of Harlem Pier, Cynthia Brown, states, “at least 89% of the time, prisoners are given the lethal chemicals while comatose, yet still in a nervous state with the body can feel pain.”  They are said to feel the chemicals rush through their bloodstream and slowly dissolve the heart and lungs.  “More so, 100% of our test subjects died within two hours.”

One question.  Since when do we care about the health of death row murderers and rapists?  Next, we’ll see the Democrats throw out a new socialized health care bill to provide these prisoners with free health care, just in case their heart races too much on the electric chair.

Troy Wilcox is a 43 year old murderer on death row for the past eight months.  He was convicted nine years ago for the killings of his daughter and wife to life in prison.  Only last winter was his sentence changed to death by lethal injection for the cutback on penitentiary spending.  “It is immoral just to be put behind bars by a white jury for a crime I did not commit.  But now death?”